WHOville.com, Whos’ ONLY TRULY LOCAL NEWS

October 14, 2012

Satire (with apologies to the good Doctor Seuss)
WHOville had been minding its own business – until the GRINCH (AKA Henry Scott) moved into town.

The Whos were about to find out how and what they were lacking…

The civic leaders were clueless about how clueless they were until the GRINCH came to tell them how utterly clueless they were about their cluelessness…   

As the ONLY TRULY LOCAL and PROFESSIONAL GRINCH, the GRINCH could not be arrogant

But he could replace the idiots who thought they knew WHOville (those Whos who had lived there for years and years) with non-Who writers from WHOville Studio City and WHOville Echo Park.

If the GRINCH could only show the Whos of WHOville how they could sing like the rest of the world, not like the amateurs who led them…

But one amateur stood in the GRINCH's way and offered the GRINCH only a part of the seven year old Who News.

The GRINCH wanted it ALL! When that lowly, humble Who declined to be the GRINCH's underling, the GRINCH decided to crush him…

So the GRINCH started WHOville.com, so that the Whos would have a TRULY LOCAL and PROFESSIONAL news source written by non-Whos from outside WHOville, not the poor foolish slob who lived in WHOville, who published the Whos' articles for the Whos' benefit and who had written the Whos' history for the Who.

And the Whos of WHOville, who had up until now not known what it was to be a Who, rejoiced (?) at their good fortune…

Meanwhile, the GRINCH made a bunch of cash from the previously benighted Whos who grew intellectually and spiritually by reading the fascinating and substantive articles he published about non-Whos, such as "Lindsey Lohan, Andre Balazs Kiss and Make Up?" and "Elton John and Madonna Kiss and Make Up?" on his only truly local WHOville.com.